14 Celebs We Would Screw, Chuck Or Marry
Ever played a game with your best friends called "Screw, Chuck or Marry?" You basically bring up the celebrities of your choice and talk about which of the three options you would choose. Apparently it can be traced back to 2007 when the website Urban Dictionary added the phrase to its database. Plus celebs often play it on Howard Stern's radio show. It makes for a pretty crazy and hilarious discussion, which is why we thought it would be fun to consider our own choices. There's even an entire Reddit thread devoted to the topic, which isn't such a surprise when you think about it. Here are our 14 celeb picks. Of course, this is all fun and games and is not to be taken all that seriously. But if you're bored at work one day (and who isn't?) then it might be a fun break from your usual routine.
14 Ryan Gosling
Screw: We are absolutely dying to sleep with Ryan Gosling, like most women in the world. We would settle for a single date (or even a single kiss, but we won't get too greedy). He's just the most adorable guy on the planet and everyone knows it. Just consider the fact that he's got that whole "hey girl" meme circulating all over the internet. Even Emma Stone looked pretty into it when she had lots of scenes with him in the cute rom-com Crazy Stupid Love
13 George Clooney
Screw: So it's pretty obvious which one of the three we want to do with George Clooney. Just being totally honest here. Clooney is considered the hottest man in the world. He's just so smooth, so dark and handsome, and so amazing. Whether or not you're a fan of his movies doesn't really matter -- his movies are just totally besides the point. He's also pretty taken but that's okay. A girl can dream.
12 Dax Shepard
Marry: We would marry this guy, for sure. 100 percent. Unfortunately, he's already taken by the equally adorable and sweet Kristin Bell, but everyone knows that he's the best husband out there. They've even inspired the #relationshipgoals hashtag which is pretty awesome when you think about it -- that really proves how great a romantic partner he is.
11 Mel Gibson
Chuck: Okay, we're not advocating violence here, but it's pretty obvious which one of the three we want to do to Mel Gibson, considering how much trouble he's gotten in in recent years for his awful, bigoted remarks. Let's not forget his horribly anti-semitic comments from years ago, around the time that he made his film Passion Of The Christ. Sorry, buddy, you need to get over yourself and get some smarts.
10 Brad Pitt
Screw: Yup, we want to sleep with Brad Pitt, no question about it. Although we're still pretty torn up over his tragic break-up with the great Jennifer Aniston, we still would choose this category out of the three options. Sorry, Jen. Brad just never seems to age, does he? He's just always super hot and, plus, he looks good with any hairstyle, from super short to kind of shaggy and long. Sigh.
9 Ben Affleck
Screw and/or Chuck: This is a tough one. After watching him and Jennifer Garner go through a super sad, tragic divorce, no one in their right mind would choose the marry option. We're not into violence, again, but we don't exactly think it was smart of him to let Jen go, so do with that what you will. Of course, some of us would be happy to go to bed with him, because despite his physical turn for the worse lately (have you seen the shots of him in sweats? Even more tragic than his impending divorce), he's still pretty cute.
8 Justin Bieber
Screw: Sorry, Bieber haters, we've got a huge crush on The Biebs, so we're choosing the first option. We just can't help how we feel. Sure, he's had some issues with the law, but who hasn't? Okay, not many people have, and we're advocating being a trouble-maker. But we can't ignore that smoking voice, that amazing hair, and his overall adorable nature. So we're sticking with our decision and we're pretty confident about it.
7 Adam Brody
Marry: We really want to marry Seth Cohen from The O.C. because he's the hottest nerd around. But since he's not a real person (gasp), we will have to settle for the actor that portrayed him for four seasons. He's married to Leighton Meester, who of course is famous for her role as the scheming Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl, which makes their relationship a match in TV heaven. So we think he would make a pretty awesome husband.
6 Justin Timberlake
Marry: Dear Justin: please marry us. You can leave Jessica Biel. It's okay, she'll understand. Well, no, she probably won't, but that doesn't matter. We've had a huge crush on you ever since your *NSYNC days. You were our favorite and we've stuck by you ever since even though you matched your denim to Britney Spears' outfit and that was a super questionable fashion decision. Now that you're a solo star and accomplished actor, we're even more in love, so just let us prove what a good wife we could be. Thank you.
5 Peter Krause
Marry: Okay, so we still think of you as Adam from Parenthood, but we're going to just go ahead and imagine that you are the perfect dad and husband just like him. We believe in you. We really want to walk down the aisle with you because we think you are the answer to our prayers. You're sweet, loyal, reliable, and really good in a crisis. Think how many fires you out in the Braverman family. We rest our case.
4 Scott Patterson
Screw and/or Marry: Calling all Gilmore Girls fans: you're in love with Luke, right? Of course you are. So it's no surprise that we're torn between whether we would go to bed with him or marry him. It's probably both, so we leave it to you to decide which of the two you would rather do. We vote marry so he could make us breakfast, pour us the best coffee on the planet, and be adorable in his baseball cap and plaid shirt all the time. The eye candy would be worth it. No, don't tell us Scott Patterson isn't Luke. Let us have our fantasy.
3 Channing Tatum
Screw: It's super obvious what we want with him, right? Right. So let's just agree on that. Jenna is a lucky lady. We mean, have you seen those dance moves? Plus his dancing past inspired an entire movie franchise, so there's that. Swoon. He also was in the cheese-fest Dear John so we know he's a romantic at heart. There's no way someone would agree to be in a Nicholas Sparks movie if they weren't romantic. Exactly.
2 David Beckman
Marry: We really want to marry David Beckman, for two reasons. Obviously, he's super hot, but even more than that, he's clearly a great dad, and we find that even more attractive than his face and body (although those are pretty great, too). There's nothing more adorable than a celebrity dad, is there? We don't think so.
1 Joe Manganiello
Screw: Um so take a look at those abs. Yup. Again, super obvious what we're thinking over here (or dreaming about, more likely). He's basically the hottest male celebrity out there, so don't blame us -- we don't make the rules, we only follow them. Plus he's a pretty good actor, too, which is a bonus. But again, we're not thinking about that.