15 Crazy Photos Of Celebs Awkwardly Kissing
Romantic movies make kissing look as if when two people are in love - or lust - and they let their passions run wild, their tonsil hockey will look hot. The fire between the two people builds with anticipation as viewers wish that their relationships reflected the same type of fervor.
The truth is, famous people may make first base look hot on the silver screen, but in real life when caught by photographers, they're just as susceptible to awkward kissing moments just like the rest of us. Many of the couples on this list tried sucking face for the photogs in an attempt to prove that their love was real only for the relationships to end bitterly while some friendly smooches just turned out all wrong. The reasons behind the lip exchanges may vary from couple to couple, but their permanent place in Hollywood History can never be erased.
Here are 15 of the most awkward celebrity kisses and the stories behind the infamous lip-locks that just might make your stomach turn.
15 Michael Jackson And Lisa Marie Presley
Walking the red carpet for the Academy Awards in itself is a daunting task, but what happens when one of your fellow actor friends creeps up from behind you to give you a quick peck on the cheek? Scarlett Johansson was posing for the press when John Travolta interrupted the scene and gave her a smooch. Trying not to act surprised to ruin her pose, Scarlett was snapped giving Travolta a side eye, leaving many to believe she was creeped out by his affection.
However, Scarlett later came to Travolta's defense saying that naysayers got it all wrong. She called Travolta's kiss "sweet and welcome," adding "That still photo does not reflect what preceded and followed if you see the moment live." While many had questioned Travolta's state of mind, especially because he is a die hard Scientologist, Scarlett says "there is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta."
13 Nick Carter And Paris Hilton
Coachella is always full of surprises, but in 2015 a lip-lock between Madonna and Drake through everyone for a loop. During her performance Drake got the pleasure of sitting center stage as the 56-year-old (at the time) danced around him while he sat in a chair.
At one point Madonna bends his head back and lays a big kiss right on his lips and immediately following Drake leans forward and wipes his face. Those who saw the kiss thought it looked as if he was cleaning his face in disgust and social media was quick to comment on the steamy session that happened at the music festival.
Drake made sure that he extinguished the growing fire by writing on Instagram, "Don't misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever! Thank you @madonna." However, in a Q&A session, Madonna shaded the OVO rapper after a fan asked her what advice she would give her younger self. She said, "Don't kiss Drake no matter how many times he f***ing begs you too."
11 Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose
This former married couple couldn't keep their hands off each other whether it was in front of or away from the public eye. When rapper Wiz Khalifa and his ex-wife Amber Rose were together, the two seemed to have a hard time keeping their tongues in their mouths whenever they were around each other.
The beaming couple couldn't wait for the cameras to snap photos of them exchanging bodily fluids on the red carpet, whether it be the BET Awards or the MTV Video Music Awards as they swapped spit for the world to see. Their romance didn't last and there were accusations that Wiz was having a little bit of too much fun on tour with groupies, but before Amber filed for divorce the two welcomed a son named Sebastian into the world.
Unlike many couples who don't work out, Wiz and Amber have been able to be friends post-break up and co-parent amicably.
10 Tom Cruise And Nicole Kidman
Before she was known as Mrs. Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman was the equally as famous wife of movie star and Oprah couch jumper Tom Cruise. The formerly married couple even stripped down to their skivvies and had sex on screen in the erotic drama Eyes Wide Shut, however in real life they may have been an A-list couple but their match up confused fans - even though they made a sexy pair.
Cruise and Kidman met on the set of their film Days of Thunder and in 1990 married but divorced in 2001 while she was pregnant (she had an ectopic pregnancy that ended in a miscarriage). Four years later he tied the knot with Katie Holmes and thus "TomKat" was born, but five and a half years later they, too, would visit divorce lawyers.
Like Travolta, Cruise's ties to Scientology has shifted his persona in the media to be that of a strange character, making any and all of his kissing exchanges awkward to look at.
9 Kanye West And Amber Rose
Repeat offender Amber Rose is back on the list for a second round, this time with her former rapper beau Kanye West. Before he blended himself in with the Kardashian-Jenner clan, West was head over heels in love with the bald-headed beauty and the two couldn't get enough of each other.
Amber may have shown Wiz Khalifa her tongue love on the red carpet, but she first shared her fetish with West in a photo shoot for famed photographer Terry Richardson. The two met after West spotted Amber in a music video for Ludacris and went on to date for two years, but like other on this list, that love didn't last. He poured out his heart about their break up on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album with many saying he was all upside down about losing his lady love. They both have obviously moved on, but their lust has been forever preserved for future generations.
8 Hugh Hefner And Pamela Anderson
With as many women as Hugh Hefner has kissed in his life, at least one has to come out looking forced and uncomfortable. The longtime friends have often been photographed together at award shows and Playboy mansion parties puckering up, but this picture of Hefner looking like a sucker fish takes the cake.
Pamela is familiar with the Playboy love considering she's covered the magazine 14 times, the first being in 1989 and the last just earlier this year for their January/February issue of 2016. She's been known to get a little wild at Hefner's parties, reportedly stripping down to her birthday suit to the delight of party goers.
Meanwhile, 90-year-old Hefner has enjoyed a lifestyle that most men would die for. In 2012 he married longtime girlfriend Crystal Harris (now 30) after she bailed on their 2011 wedding date five days before the couple were supposed to walk down the aisle. Now Hefner is able to have his wife, who's young enough to be his great-granddaughter, and all the Playboy bunnies his heart desires until he takes his final breath. After selling his famous mansion for $100 million, what else can a man ask for?
7 David Walliams and James Corden
Entertainers have been known to try to upstage one another, and there's nothing like watching it happen at a charity event. Comedian David Walliams and 2017 Grammy Awards host James Corden stole the show at Naomi Campbell's Fashion for Relief fashion show at Somerset House to help raise money for the victims of Haiti earthquake victims back in 2010. The night also honored late fashion icon Alexander McQueen, but as everyone was enjoying their evening, the two British actors swapped spit by basically licking each other's faces on the catwalk for what seemed like forever to onlookers.
The good friends kept up the banter for the paparazzi during a night out while celebrating James' Late Late Show being nominated for four Emmy Awards. They were having dinner with friends when James appeared to tap David on the rear end as he was greeting the group. There's nothing like a little affection between besties.
6 Janice Dickinson And Her Boyfriend
Before the "first supermodel" Janice Dickinson became engaged to her fiancé Dr. Robert Gerner, she had quite a few boyfriends who were more than happy to be seen on her arm. One of these unnamed, younger fellows was caught with Janice back in 2009 outside of the Barney's story in Los Angeles as the couple were jamming each other's tongues in one another's mouths.
Janice has proven to be a lively character who loves the cameras and will say and do almost anything to be the center of attention. This hasn't always made her a fan favorite, but it's certainly made her memorable.
Her new romance with Dr. Gerner, or Rocky, was played out for reality television addicts on VH1's Couple's Therapy With Dr. Jenn. Her over-the-top personality and temperamental attitude almost cost her her relationship, but they seem to be forging on. He found himself in the center of controversy, however, with TMZ reporting that he recently surrendered his doctor's license after it came to light that he had a sexual relationship with a patient from 2004 to 2011, even living with her for three years.
5 President Obama And First Lady Michelle
They might hold the highest office in the United States, but that doesn't mean they aren't immune to having awkward moments. President Obama and First Lady Michelle are packing their bags and getting ready to leave the White House in order to make room for President-elect Donald Trump, but they have made the most of their time in political spotlight. The two have never been shy when it came to showing affection, albeit with propriety, and have gone down in history as one of the most in love couples to have stepped foot in the White House.
They've been caught by Kiss Cams at sports games planting smooches on one another, but they have been victims of strange lip encounters on more than one occasion. It may be said that in an effort as to come off as trying not to show too much affection, the pair have fallen victim to awkward kissing moments.
4 Gene Simmons And Shannon Tweed
We're not sure if KISS rocker Gene Simmons intended on giving his wife Shannon Tweed a throat exam with his tongue, but whatever the case it doesn't look pleasant. Simmons' tongue is a thing of legend, as it became just as famous as the musician because of how long it is. Plenty of groupies claimed to have "experienced" the magic Simmons tongue and rumors spread that he had it surgically enhanced. The latter has been vehemently denied, but even if it were true, the ladies wouldn't have minded anyway.
It's unclear as to whether or not Shannon was aware of Simmons' tongue's reputation when she first met him at the Playboy mansion in 1983. She'd been living there because she was Playmate of the Year in 1982 and went on to be one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends for 14 months. Shannon and Simmons remained in a loving relationship for 28 years until 2011 when they finally got married at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
3 Sandra Bullock And Meryl Streep
Please, someone help Meryl Streep! At the 2010 Critics Choice Movie Awards actress Sandra Bullock prepared to make out with Streep on stage by grabbing her face and ramming it into hers as the two shared an unexpected kiss that baffled viewers.
However, there is a backstory to the shared smooch between the ladies. The good friends were both nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress. In the end, not only did Bullock beat Streep, it was her first win ever. Bullock said that Streep playfully heckled her after her win which included sending her flowers that had three dead orchids at the bottom of the bouquet with a note that read "Die b***h. Love, Meryl."
Bullock decided to get back at Streep by attempting to "humiliate her" by, as Bullock said, killing Streep "with my kisses." Her rival may have been taken aback at first, but like the true actress that Streep is, she let Bullocks lips land for just a moment before she moved her head to the side and laughed.
2 Kanye West And Kim Kardashian
For his second awkward kiss on this list, Kanye West is back but this time with his wife Kim Kardashian. Yeezy isn't typically the type to show PDA, but the 2015 Grammy Awards was a different story. Maybe the rapper had one too many cocktails or maybe he was just overwhelmed with the beauty of his wife, but Ye was feeling a little frisky on the red carpet.
He pressed his lips against Kim's face and squeezed on her rear end as the press clamored for the perfect shot of the epic moment. Kim, however, looked a little uncomfortable and instead of puckering up to receive her hubbies affections, she pursed her lips tight and the photographic outcome didn't look at all sexy or loving.
No matter what anyone thought of that lip-less kiss, Kim and Kanye dote on each other every chance they get and are relishing in the joys of parenthood. Recently, however, Kanye had a bit of a breakdown on stage in Inglewood, California during his Saint Pablo Tour where he ranted about Beyoncé not performing at an award show unless she won over him and Drake. He also gave a shout out to Jay Z, asking him to give him a call and not to send his "killers" for him. He then dropped the mic and told the audience that the press was going to have a field day because the show was over. And with that, he left after only performing three songs.
Not long afterward police responded to a medical welfare call and took Kanye to a hospital for a psychological evaluation. His wife Kim has shown he devotion to her husband by not leaving his side.
The remainder of his Saint Pablo Tour has been canceled.
1 Nick Cannon And Mariah Carey
The king and queen of awkward kisses, hands down, are Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey. When the two were married they were the subject of jokes and seemed as if they were constantly trying to prove to the world that their love was real. Because she's 11 years older than him and one of the greatest and most celebrated singers in the world, fans had a hard time believing that she would fall in love with and marry the kid who was a Nickelodeon star.
The two did exchange vows in 2008 and would later have twins, Monroe and Moroccan. Nick got a large tattoo on his back that spelled out "Mariah" and all seemed blissful in the Carey-Cannon world. The happy couple would attend press events, charity balls, red carpets, award shows, and the like, kissing each other for the cameras. There was a problem - every time Nick went in to kiss his bride, he made a face that looked like he was about to sip on toilet water. It's quite possible that's just his I-love-you-passionately face, but we'll never truly know.
After six years of marriage the couple separated and in they were officially divorced earlier this year. Mariah got engaged to Australian businessman and investor James Packer in January but the two broke things off in October. Nick, on the other hand, surprised Mariah with his big news that he is expecting a child with his ex-girlfriend Brittany Bell.