15 People We Predict Taylor Swift Will Date (And Dump) Next

Okay, we all know it's going to happen eventually: Songstress Taylor Swift is most likely literally going to go through every single man on the face of the planet. We're not saying that she "gets around" in that sense, she's just been known to date a CRAP LOAD OF GUYS. Whether it's because she happens to fall in love a lot, loves being in love, or just WANTS to be desperately loved, it's clear that she's constantly going through new flavors of the week in order to finally be happy with “the one”. No one's complaining though since the men in her life quite often inspire some damn good music on her end. They've won her Grammys, for crap's sake. Here are 15 people we predict Miss Swift will date (and eventually dump) later down the line. Hell, even while writing this she'll probably have broken up with three of them already.

15 Scott Eastwood

Actor Scott Eastwood is literally Hollywood royalty and Swifty is used to dating all types of royalty, including political royalty (she dated Conner Kennedy for a bit, Ethel and Robert Kennedy's grandson and Ethel just gushed over her like a little school girl) so it would make complete sense that she would get it on eventually with the son of legendary Clint Eastwood. And plus he's ever so freaking dreamy, it's not even funny. Not only is he an actor himself, but he's also a model and professional skydiver. What the hell is not to love here? While we completely and utterly approve this match up, chances are papa Clint may not feel the same way since he's a known conservative and Swift is very liberal herself (hello - SHE DATED A KENNEDY), so that relationship may only last four days at the most.

14 Tom Holland

Everyone and their mother is suddenly obsessed with this dude who no one even knew a year ago. Tom Holland is the newest Spider-Man and is currently earning rave reviews all over the board for his performance in the newest Marvel flick. He's a British actor who was only really known for his stage work in London, so he has that flair that Taylor seems to be captivated by. And since he's a rising star, Swift will likely pounce on that and ride the rocket for a while. Holland seems like the type who would fall head-over-heels in love with Taylor, but she won't exactly reciprocate in a way he appreciates, so the relationship would end in disaster. If this couple ever actually happens, I give them six to eight months before the relationship implodes like a dying star.

13 Leonardo DiCaprio

This man has actually dated carbon-cutouts of Taylor Swift. We all know actor Leonardo DiCaprio has a type: Tall, leggy, blondes who can commonly be seen walking the runway during fashion week in New York, Paris, and London, so dating Taylor wouldn't be a massive leap for him. I get that she's not a model, but she's the rest of that entire package - plus she's famous as all hell. While I believe the two had been linked before in the past, one or the other said they actually weren't a “thing”. But it's better late than never right? DiCaprio is running mighty low in the model department, so Swift could be a breath of fresh air. However, both seem like they'd be the Alpha in the relationship, which would lead to massive clashes in the personality department, and the two will part after only about two months.

12 Aaron Rodgers

You just knoooooooow we had to throw an athlete on this list, and we found the perfect one! Green Bay Packers quarterback superstar Aaron Rodgers is fresh out of a long-term relationship with the gorgeous Olivia Munn so while he may not be looking for something more than a simple rebound, might we suggest throwing Swifty on his way? Look, Jennifer Lopez already has the MLB cornered in the pop singer's market (she's dating MLB legend Alex Rodriguez) so let's give Swift the NFL. While he doesn't really seem like her type, which will most likely not spark much inspiration in her or her music, he seems like a decent enough pallet cleanser - hell, BOTH of them could use a good pallet cleanser right now so it's perfect. I give this rebound relationship a six week expiration date.

11 Chris Pine

He is quite literally the most famous Chris on the planet right now who happens to be an actor. I mean, there are other Chris' that are on his heels (I'm looking at you, Star Lord Chris Pratt) but they won't catch up to him for a while. ESPECIALLY since Pine recently starred in the bada$$, ultimate girl-power movie Wonder Woman with the dynamic Gal Gadot and charmed the absolute hell out of the world. So why does he not charm the absolute hell out of Miss Swift herself? I would actually like to see these charismatic two get together for a while, and I TOTALLY would pay for an album that's all about their soon-to-be-doomed relationship. While they seem like they'd be a perfect fun couple, they would probably each try to one-up the other in the relationship which will break them both. We give them at least a year.

10 Jared Leto

You know we were bound to throw a nut or two into this mix, and Leto happens to be that particular little nut. While he's significantly older than Swift is, we believe that could come as an advantage to both parties in terms of teaching them new things (and producing brand new music). Swift has dated older men in the past, most notably John Mayer when she was around 19, and we all know how badly THAT ended since she was head-over-heels in love with him when he broke it off with her (I still get a kick out of that “Dear John” song and would kill for a “Dear Jared” version of that song). However, this relationship won't last longer than two months because, well, Leto still appears out of his mind.

9 Olivia Munn

Yes, I get that Olivia Munn is not a guy, nor does she claim to be gay, BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. We featured her ex-boyfriend on this list, but we believe that if these two actually got into a relationship, it might actually last longer than any of Swift's past relationships. First and foremost, Munn is cool as all absolute hell. Secondly, she's intelligent as all absolute hell. And third, HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HER INSTAGRAM FEED? THIS CHICK IS DOWN RIGHT AMAZING. There had to be a reason she and Rodgers broke it off (perhaps she was just two awesome-pants for him?) so her making a sudden turn in life and going after Swift would be seriously epic. And if that ever happens, I predict the pair being in it for a long haul. Though, since it IS Taylor Swift, there will come a time where the two part ways. I give this relationship two years.

8 Kristen Stewart

Since I threw a straight woman into the mix in order to up everything a notch, I'll throw Kristen Stewart in here as well since she's a seasoned young woman who happens to date other women. Sure, Stewart is in a committed relationship today, but who knows what the future holds? A lot like Swift, Stewart has had a rocky past when it comes to her relationships: she was involved with Robert Pattinson, her co-star in those crappy Twilight movies, for a long time before she cheated on him with a married director and was literally caught in public making out with the guy. Of course, her fans turned on her for crushing Pattinson's heart, but failed to see that there was a reason why she cheated in the first place - she wasn't effing happy. She eventually found happiness with Stella Maxwell, but who knows how long that will last? Perhaps it's time for a lifestyle change, Taylor. We give this relationship eight months.

7 Ryan Lochte

Miss Swift seems like the type of intelligent woman who has a good head on her shoulders, she just sucks when it comes to her love life. Swimmer Ryan Lochte… well, he seems like a complete moron who doesn't even know he has a head on his shoulders. While Taylor always seems like she goes for men she can carry on a conversation with, she may want to think about having a fun little boy-toy for a little bit. Sure, we said that Rodgers would be a palette cleanser, but this can be an enjoyable little sweet treat for a few weeks (I doubt anyone could take Lochte for a long period of time - he seems like the type to get distracted by shiny objects a little too easily). Sure, she won't get any decent music out of this little affair, but she might as well have some fun in the bedroom department. Two weekends, tops.

6 Zac Efron

Talk about two people who are way too gorgeous for their own good - so why not match them up? Now, while I think actor Zac Efron is WAAAYYY too pretty, Swift might not feel that way and would welcome the opportunity to date him for a little bit. Now, Efron HAS hit some hard times in the past (he struggled with alcoholism and went to rehab back in 2013 - but he's clean and sober now. He also got into a fight with a homeless dude back in 2014 and the police had to intervene, but other than that - he's aces?) and that might throw Swift off for a second, but she shouldn't knock down the idea completely. I mean, what if they had children? Holy crap, those kids would be STUPID STUNNING. We give them around a year and five months.

5 Johnny Depp

Actor Johnny Depp seems to have slammed head first into a wall with it comes to both his finances and his love life. Depp has been accused (and found guilty) of domestic violence against his then-wife model Amber Heard less than a year after they were married back in 2015. Hell, she even filed a temporary restraining order against him because she claimed that he “verbally and physically” abused her during their entire relationship. Yikes. While that, along with his age, may appear to be massive road blocks in a Taylor-Johnny union, she could actually see this as a “saving” type of thing where she rides in on a white horse in order to save the actor from himself. Hey, it could happen and not out of the realm of possibility since Taylor seems like the type who needs to save everyone. Though she would eventually come to her senses and head for the hills. We give this odd pair a two month expiration date.

4 Taylor Lautner (again)

We've all had those moments in our life when we've been binge drinking wine and wallowing in our sorrow and suddenly, when going through our phones, an old flame crosses your mind when you see his name. You break and you drunk text the words “I miss you”. Don't lie, this crud has happened to you too - it's like a right of ex passage. I'm pretty sure Taylor goes through this on a weekly basis and who would be the ex that crosses her mind the most? None other than actor Taylor Lautner. I mean, you have to admit - those two were cute as hell. It was like a Taylor squared situation and fans ate it up with a spoon and a side of “awwwww”. It's been years since the two dated so perhaps it's time to give it another go. They're grown a lot since and I think they would have more to offer now that they're older and wiser. If this does occur, I give them three more years.

3 Jake Gyllenhaal (Again?)

Actor Jake Gyllenhall is sweet, handsome, and one hell of a good actor, so what the hell happened in their relationship? When I heard that he was dating Taylor a while back I thought, “oh, well that's perfect”. Gyllenhaal isn't a spotlight stealer by any means and gave Swift the space she needed to be herself in the relationship without consuming him. So it shocked me a little when the relationship only lasted a few months. I want to say that he thought she was too young for him and she acted like it. But that was a full seven years ago and (like I said before with ex Taylor Lautner) she's grown so much in that time frame that she seems like a brand new person entirely. So maybe good ol' Jake can give her a second go? His mellow style can only add to her star. Perhaps they might even hit that year mark this time.

2 Bradley Cooper

Yeah, yeah, I get it - Bradley Cooper is in a serious relationship with Russian model Irina Shayk right now and the two have a kid together, blah, blah. But this is Hollywood where cartons of milk outlast relationships and marriages and Cooper's case is no different. Their age difference is just right and he can show her new things and vice-versa (plus, he now has a kid so this can be a really interesting shake up to her music). Cooper did however break up with model Suki Waterhouse because she was 17-years his junior and it got in the way of their relationship, but that was back in 2013 so perhaps he has a new point of view these days. If it does happen, I can see them lasting for at least eight months before Taylor becomes unhinged by Cooper's family life.

1 Herself finally

Of course, we went on a rant and rave about who we believe Taylor should date (and dump) next but truth be told? The girl just needs to chill the hell out and date herself for a long time. She's been in and out of relationships since she first started walking, so everyone knows this would be the best thing for her. She just needs to take a break from attempting to find “the one” and focus on finding herself. When she does this, she'll start to notice that things around her will begin to shift dramatically and her entire world will change (yes, I mean her work will probably change too - especially since she doesn't have a man in her life). By doing this, she might finally figure out what type of person she wants to end up with and actually land someone who will be her happily ever after. So for the time being, WORK ON YOURSELF, WOMAN.