15 Reasons To Hate On Taylor Swift's Latest Fling
Taylor Swift is not only famous for her catchy and hit-making music, but for her many flings and boyfriends over the years. She's known for penning songs about past lovers when the relationship fizzles out, yet we all love to see who she is paired up with when her romance is in the midst of being hot and heavy.
We've seen the beauty with a slew of famous fellas like Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, and Harry Styles, to name a few, and the list goes on. Not that having lots of boyfriends at her age is something to poo poo. She's just playing the field like any other 20-something would, but since she's a world-famous celeb, her dating life plays out in the public eye.
She's never one to shy away from the camera or social media, so most of these short-lived relationships have been somewhat of an open book. She has appeared on red carpets with her exes, snapped pics and posted them to social media without a second thought, and has talked about some of her past relationships during interviews on TV and for magazines.
That is why her newest fella is so intriguing. Swift seems to be keeping actor Joe Alwyn - her current sweetie - under tight wraps. She's not putting the relationship on a silver platter for the whole world to dig into for a change. What is it about this fella and why do we feel the need to hate on him rather than give Swift props for being mature and protective of the budding relationship? Maybe because it's far more fun to watch Swift and whoever she is with on TV and read about them in the gossip mags.
Want to join in on the frustration? It's all fun and games since Alwyn is surely a catch, but since we can't have him, it's only natural.
15 Swift Is Keeping This Relationship Under Wraps (As Much As Possible)
Usually, Swift is all about making her relationship public, which might mean that she isn't too serious about those fellas of the past. They were flings for a while as she had her fun, then off she sent them to move on to someone new. But with Alwyn, she's being more secretive and tight-lipped about their romance. Could this mean that he's the real deal and she's ready to make a steady commitment to the actor? Perhaps, and if so, he's one of the luckiest lads in the world. Think of all the guys who would love to have Swift on their arm, and Alwyn is the one she has selected out of thousands of willing gents. If he is the one she has been waiting for, he must be super-special, as Swift has dated some eligible bachelors in her day. Congrats to Alwyn for being the one Swift is keeping all to herself. He's one guy who she may not write a song about for once, making him a standout among her past lovers who are surely pissed!
14 He's A Too-Beautiful Brit
Can this British babe be any hotter? If he were, we'd all burst into flames. His messy, yet super-stylish hair, those piercing blue eyes, his ridiculously handsome features, and that sexy-sweet look make Joe Alwyn a winner in the eyes of most females. Not only is he hooked up with the fabulous Taylor Swift, but he has to look 100% perfect looking doing so. Life is surely a bowl of cherries for some people-Alwyn being a prime (and super-juicy) example. Looks like his don't come along every day, so we can't help but stare like maniacs at every photo of the stud. And when he's acting his heart out on film, his sex appeal just jumps off the screen. Do our boyfriends or hubbies look like that? Not a chance. Damn.
13 He's Moving To The States To Be With His Woman
Reports are out there that Mr. Wonderful is packing his bags and making the official move from England to the good ole U.S.A. to be with his darling, the sweet and sexy Swift. While the major move could be career-driven, claims are out there that he is coming to America to further his budding relationship with the pretty pop star. Long distance relationships are tricky, and either of the two celebs could easily find another romantic partner closer by in seconds. So the fact (if it is true) that Alwyn is moving to be closer to his honey lets us know that this relationship is getting serious. This man is on a mission to be the one to snag Swift for good. How cool would that be?! Not only does Alwyn have an amazing career ahead of him, but there is the possibility that he could make Swift his future Mrs. This guy is definitely winning life's lotto!
12 He's A Smarty Pants
So we all know that Alwyn was seriously blessed in the looks department and his talent on screen is terrific, but did you know that he is also a scholar? Gosh, does this guy have anything negative going on? He studied at the National Youth Theater and at London's Central School of Speech and Drama. He was also a scholarship student at the City of London School and studied at Bristol University. Apparently an education like this doesn't come cheap, but isn't Alwyn worth every penny? When a guy who looks as hot as Alwyn does is also impressively smart, what's not to love? But you sort of want to hate him too… but that is just the jealousy talking. Swift has someone mesmerizing to look at and learn from. Those two lucky SOBs!
11 He Gets To Act With The Amazing Emma Stone
Emma Stone is Hollywood's current sweetheart. She's a girls' girl who is super-adorbs and likeable. Oh, and the guys find her to be sexy and sweet at the same time. She has been in lots of well-received films and her star power is only getting brighter. That's why it's pretty cool that Swift's man is going to be in The Favourite, an upcoming film, with the attractive actress. This movie is sure to be a hit, catapulting Alwyn into even higher levels of fame. Just when you thought his life couldn't get any better, he's now working alongside famous A-listers. Look out for the adorable actor walking a future red carpet with his main squeeze, Swift, sometime soon. Of course they will look like hot Hollywood royalty, making us smile with excitement and turn green with envy at the same time.
10 His First Film Was Directed By The Incomparable Ang Lee
For most actors, when they are just starting out they get roles in itty bitty unknown films just to get their feet wet. Low budgets and even lower pay are part of the program. If they are lucky and talented enough, eventually they may have the chance to work with big time directors and producers on films that actually make it to the theaters and bring in the big bucks. But not Alwyn. He didn't have to pay his dues, so to speak. His first film was directed by Ang Lee, one of today's greats. Some of Lee's past films include Brokeback Mountain, Life of Pi, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and Sense and Sensibility, to name a few of his blockbusters. Alwyn must have been over the moon to be able to work with Lee and other newcomers to the biz must have been super-envious. But this is Alwyn we're talking about. A man who gets it all, all the time.
9 He Shares The Screen With The Super-Cool Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart is one of the hottest actresses of the moment. She is always cool and collected and she's stylish, sexy, and sought-after. Of course, the lucky Alwyn is in a film with the amazing actress and he looks like a million bucks beside her. Fans love Stewart for her role in the The Twilight series and she has been in many other films including Café Society, Still Alice, Personal Shopper, The Runaways, and Adventureland, to name a few. Alwyn stars in the film Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk with Stewart, and fans of the both of them were thrilled. Seeing these two young actors on screen together is exciting and gives Alwyn another notch on his belt when it comes to nabbing awesome roles despite his relative newness to the field.
8 … And The Chiseled Vin Diesel
Also acting in Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk is the impressive Vin Diesel. The handsome and hunky actor is not only fun to watch, but he is one of the biggest actors of the day. To get a role in a film with the actor is a real score, and of course, Alwyn snagged one as easy as pie. Lots of other actors surely auditioned for the part, but Alwyn's good looks and raw talent sealed the deal in a snap. Diesel is a hit-maker, so being in a film with him is a guaranteed walk to the bank. Fans have loved Diesel in films such as Fast & Furious, Riddick, The Pacifier, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Last Witch Hunter, A Man Apart, and many more. Diesel's star power is enormous, just like his muscles. Alwyn may not be as jacked and ripped as Diesel, but the ladies are swooning all the same.
7 … AND The Hilarious Steve Martin!
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk is chock-full of famous stars, one of which is the incomparable funnyman Steve Martin. Martin has been acting for decades and is a Hollywood staple. Alwyn is lucky to have been able to work alongside the fine-tuned actor and to have the chance to learn from his experience. Plus, being on set with the hilarious fella must have been a real hoot for Alwyn. Fun and fame, what a life Alwyn leads. Martin has impressed audiences in movies including Parenthood, Mixed Nuts, L.A. Story, Roxanne, Little Shop of Horrors, My Blue Heaven, The Jerk, Father of the Bride, and many more. He's a legend in his own time and Alwyn must have been impressed and humbled. He is really blessed to have these experiences and hopefully he doesn't take them for granted. Wouldn't you want to meet the laugh-inducing Steve Martin and get paid for doing so?
6 He Likes Older Women (OK Just By A Year, But Still)
Alwyn is 26-years-old and his lady is older than he is. This gives all of the women over 26 out there a feeling of hope. OK, so Swift is only 27, but still, she is older than her man. A guy like Alwyn could go for a hot-to-trot young 20-something, but he is looking for more than a fling. So not only is this guy super-smart, wildly talented, and outrageously good-looking, but he also dates women who are “age appropriate.” Maturity, manliness, and a movie-star in the making. This dude has got it all and he's only 26! What's to come for this marvelous man is sure to be fantastic. He's not making the rookie mistake of getting caught by the paparazzi acting a fool just because he's a celeb. Dang… this guy seems to do everything right. Mr. Perfect indeed.
5 He's A Tall Drink Of Water
Not only is Alwyn super-hot and hunky, but he is tall too. He is 6' 1” of total handsomeness and we don't ever have a shot with him, as high as our aspirations may be. Swift's got him wrapped around her little finger, despite his height. It's good enough that the actor is so adorable, but he has to be blessed with such stature as well? This guy's parents surely passed on all the right genes to their offspring. Swift is a tall woman, so she must enjoy the fact that her man hold his head up high as well. He would be cute still even if he were a few inches shorter, but the perfect Alwyn has to one-up everyone and surpass the six-foot mark. No wonder Swift set her sights on this statuesque stud.
4 He Met Swift Through A Mutual Friend (And A Good Friend At That!)
It's nice to get set up with a great guy by a well-meaning friend who is looking out for ya. And that's exactly how Swift and Alwyn met, via a mutual (and famous) friend. Some reports claim it was actress Emma Stone who made the love connection. Wow, Alwyn not only gets to act with the impeccable Stone, but she is his personal matchmaker as well! Can this guy have it any better? And Stone didn't hook him up with just anybody, he got the chance to impress Taylor Swift, one of the most amazing chicks in the universe. Stone is one heck of a cool pal, and her relationships with A-listers surely pays off, especially for the fortunate Alwyn. If their relationship goes the distance, will Stone be Swift's maid of honor at her wedding? She certainly deserves a spot in the bridal party!
3 Swift Takes Private Jets To Visit Him In England
Since Alwyn is a Brit, that means he's got a home in England. And he's fortunate enough to have a girlfriend who has piles of dough, meaning she can visit him on a whim, in her private jet, no less. While some long distance couples hardly get to see one another, Swift can get whisked off to see her sweetie whenever her little heart desires. The lucky Alwyn can sit back on his sofa and await his princess in the comfort of his own home. He doesn't have to pay for her travels and she gets to fly first class all the way. It must be nice to get a visit from “across the pond” from such a cool chick who knows how to travel like a rock star. But if the rumors are true and he moves to the U.S., she won't have to travel such a distance to see her man. But with their money, it will be likely they'll have places to crash in England and in America. Celebrity life ain't too shabby!
2 He's Set To Act With The Magnificent Margot Robbie
Actress Margot Robbie is not only wildly talented, but she's a true beauty who is making waves in Hollywood and beyond. Lucky for Alwyn, he is set to star alongside the gorgeous Robbie in the film Mary Queen of Scots. As if Alwyn isn't already getting some of the most sought-after roles, now he is the envy of male actors far and wide as he gets to work with the super-sexy Robbie. This movie is sure to be a hit and will make Alwyn even more popular. This will likely lead to even more roles for the young actor who is becoming today's Brad Pitt. Robbie is one to watch, so the film will surely see a wide audience. More eyes on her means more eyes on Alwyn. Not only is Alwyn fulfilling his goals of becoming an actor, but he is working with some of the hottest stars. He's living a dream!
1 He Could Be The One To Get Swift To Settle Down
If Alwyn is the one to make Swift a bride, the world will go bananas. She has dated some of the most interesting and famous fellas in Hollywood and on the music scene, so this would be a huge deal. Sure, she's only 27, but Swift seems like a hopeless romantic who is looking for her one and only. Could the British babe become her hubby soon? By the looks of things, this relationship is hot and serious. She's not flaunting their flirtation, meaning she sees more in him than just a guy-of-the-moment. If Alwyn is the one to seal the deal with the pop star, he will be the envy of men forever. She'll be lucky too since it seems like Alwyn is the total package. While we want Swift to be happy, we will miss seeing her out on the town dating some of our fave fellas. And thanks to the incredibly lucky Alwyn, she may be a married woman before we know it.