15 Things We Wish We Never Saw The Kardashians Do
Sometimes the best drama-infused Reality TV moments are moments that make us cringe! Whether it's disgust and confusion that causes us to want to turn off the TV (but we don't) or embarrassment because we really sat through scenes we really shouldn't have watched (but we did anyway), the truth of the matter is: Reality TV is entertaining.
That said, though, there are some scenes we could have lived without - especially when it comes to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” Although the fame and power-driven Hollywood family has filmed its last season, we can't help but remember all of the many moments that could have been edited out… .or not filmed at all! But we know -- when the cameras are rolling, the show unfolds. Now because we know that the concept of “good TV” and “bad TV” is a matter of perception and opinion, we acknowledge that what makes for a successful show is often something of little to no taste at times - and can actually make us question morality in general!
So here are some moments in Kardashian-Jenner TV history that could have been discarded, due to the bratty, disrespectful, personal exploitive, and inappropriately sexy themes throughout. Do you agree with our picks?
15 The Dog Poop Disaster
One of the most relatable episodes on KUWTK was when heavy doses of dog poop infested the Jenner home. Even though it seemed a bit funny at first seeing both Kim and Kris disgusted with what Kendall's dog left behind in the laundry room, the fact that it was shown on TV was a bit too much. And at the same time, it highlighted the disrespect and spoiled personalities from both Kim and Kendall; Kim didn't want to help her mom clean up the mess, while Kendall (after later on, finding out that Kris was the one who really was taking care of the dog when she was gone), accused her mom of fabricating the accidents and practically blaming her for the incident. (“Well, maybe you shouldn't bring the dog in so early!”)
So from seeing major dog poop dumped on beautiful grounds to witnessing the spoiled personalities of Kim and Kendall, we could have easily done without that fiasco. It was all just a big disaster.
14 Bruce Forced To Get a Makeover
Several seasons back - long before we all knew of Bruce Jenner's desire to transition into a woman - Kris was putting the pressure on her hubby to look more youthful and cooler. For years, Bruce sported a shag and seemed quite comfortable with his look, but with the pressure from Kris, as well as the Kardashian daughters, he went out and got a haircut and an earring. Wasn't a bad look on the guy, but to feel forced to change his looks on national television just so he's not made fun of by his wife anymore had to have been frustrating (especially because we now know that he was struggling with gender identity issues at the time).
The concept of a good 'ol makeover always makes for great Reality TV, but watching a grown man be under such scrutiny that he felt nearly forced to make a change in his appearance was emasculating and only reinforced who really ran the house.
13 Kim Not Knowing How To Braid
In a recent episode of KUWTK, Kim visited an LA hairstylist's salon to learn about braiding after admitting that she doesn't really know how to do her daughter's hair. While all of this seems resourceful and convenient, don't we always see her daughter with adorable hairstyles? If Kim doesn't do her hair, than who does? And why didn't that person get recognition on the show for braiding North's hair and keeping her curls totally cute?
The business meeting at the salon, with the stylist showing Kim how to braid using a mannequin's head - and even asking her if she'd like to take it home to practice - was all a bit unnecessary. Instead, how lovely would it have been to see Kim actually practice on her daughter's hair with guidance coming from the person who actually braids North's hair? The scene was such a business opportunity, clearly to highlight that particular LA stylist. Must everything be a business opportunity?
12 Kanye Styling Family For Yeezy Fashion Show
When it comes to the inspiration behind Kanye's Yeezy fashion line, it's no surprise that wifey, Kim, is his muse. In turn, she shows her support by wearing his fashion line and constantly carrying out the vibe of his collection in personalized couture pieces. But for the Kardashians, it's all about family. So when Kanye showed his Yeezy Season 3 collection at Madison Square Garden, they all showed up under Kanye's control - in styles he specifically chose for each member of the fam.
That moment got us thinking: Does Kanye's grip on Kim's style (remember when he cleaned out her closet when they first started dating, so she could start over with new clothes?) also extend to the family? On KUWTK, we were able to catch glimpses of Kanye providing feedback to the fit and styling of their final looks. We definitely felt the pressure! Did you?
11 Kourtney Allowing Childbirth To Be Filmed
Giving birth to a child is one of the most beautiful moments in the world, but showing the graphic birth itself on television is very personal - even for the Kardashians! However, remember when Kourtney allowed cameras in the hospital for her first two births (she even helped pull the babies out!)?
While we did get a kick out of these moments, as they naturally brought us emotionally drawn in even more to the ups and downs of Kourtney and Scott, watching these private moments felt invasive! In addition, were these scenes shown because Kourtney wanted to truly share the beauty of childbirth with the world or was it for a hefty paycheck? Who knows - it may have been for both reasons.
Either way, this Reality TV moment seemed to lessen the monumental and personal aspect of childbirth, while slightly exploiting it in the process.
10 Sisters Hatin' on Kim's Vogue Cover
The world knows that Kim is the one to really make the family famous, (despite their father Rob Kardashian representing OJ Simpson on trial years ago), ultimately helping to bring business deals towards every family member. So when her family hates on some of her media opportunities, it's a bit mind-boggling!
Case in point: When Kim proudly shared the big news with Khloe and Kourtney that she and Kanye made it on the cover of Vogue, their jealousy was completely obvious. Vogue is a big deal! We knew it - they knew it. So to see an ill feelings towards her accomplishments appeared disrespectful and rude. We can only imagine the competitiveness and jealousy that arouses amongst the girls, but when the whole world is watching, would it hurt the sisters to show a little more interest and pride that someone in their family made it on the cover of a top publication?
9 Kris Getting Wild With Her Mom
It's rare to see moments when Kris relaxes, lets her hair down, and enjoys the rooms in her lavish home. So it was actually pretty unique to see Kris chill out and have girl time with her mother (“MJ”) - enjoying the aftermath of smoking marijuana. MJ clearly explained to Kris that it was to help her medically, which Kris eventually explained to Bruce when he walked in and caught them giggling on the couch.
This is when the awkwardness came, as Bruce tried to make it clear that any sort of marijuana wouldn't be allowed in the house (especially because of having teenage daughters around). While we definitely understand Bruce's cause for concern, we also noticed his lack of sensitivity towards Kris' aging mother. On the other hand, we also found it cool that he finally put his foot down on something he wouldn't stand for. But when Kris and MJ laughed in his face, the moment grew even more awkward!
8 Kris Sneaking Off To Meet an Ex
Meeting with your ex-lover is typically a no-no in any situation, especially true when it comes to airing it on television! A few seasons back, Kris had an interest in meeting with Todd, the apparent lover she cheated on her former husband (Rob Kardashian) with… and went forward with doing so! Witnessing Kris go behind Bruce's back to meet up with Todd was awkward enough, but when she ended up telling Bruce about it - with a young Kylie in the room - all we can say is: Yikes! While Bruce expressed his disgust and frustration with her, Kris kept telling him that it's good, because now she knows how much she really does love him.
What?! That was a humiliating conversation for Bruce, confusing for Kylie to listen in on, and put Kris in a really poor light. We definitely could have done without this type of marital disrespect!
7 Step-Sibling Inappropriateness
Remember when Brody Jenner walked in on Kim's personal photoshoot on vacation? Us too! We get how uncomfortable it could be to accidentally walk in on your voluptuous stepsister in a sexy pose with barely anything on. And to shake that image from your mind and get over it so the rest of the vacation goes smoothly is difficult enough. But when Brody decided to sorta get Kim back by posing in her bed semi-nude… that as just weird. His deliberation to embarrass her was a bit uncalled for and nothing us viewers really wanted to dissect.
With so many Jenners and Kardashians growing up together as step-siblings, there probably were times when awkward moments such as walking in on your half-naked bro or sis occurred. But as adults - now on television - making light of it all was a bit questionable and uncomfortable to watch.
6 Kris Clubbing With Khloe
Of course there's nothing wrong with having fun… but partying with your mom at a club?! The general answer to that would probably be: Oh hell no. So when Khloe decided to take Kris out for a fun night on the town, we were definitely tuned in. And when they wound up at an LA club, surrounded by tons of Khloe's friends - including hip-hop artist The Game - we were still tuned in.
And Kris didn't disappoint when it came to providing an entertaining scene - despite the discomfort in watching a middle-aged woman partying with her daughter. She lived it up with her Khloe and friends! From dancing and socializing to announcing a “twerk” contest, this Hollywood “momager” is anything but dull. Inappropriate and oftentimes what seems to be over-the-top, Kris knows the business of Reality TV. She definitely plays a strong role in keeping us tuned in!
5 Lamar and Rob Laughing at Khloe's Naughty Tape
During the early seasons of KUWTK, the love between Khloe and Lamar was super-sweet and inspiring as a young Hollywood couple. They were a playfully flirty couple that kept each other laughing! Being laughed at, on the other hand, was not part of the plan.
When Khloe tried to create a surprise sexy tape of herself full of latext, semi-nude posing, and lots of candy covering her, we couldn't help but think that a disaster might be just around the corner (even though we thought it was adorable that she was trying to be creative for her hubby). Well, when somehow Lamar and Rob got a hold of Khloe's “surprise,” simply while kickin' it on the sofa… talk about humiliation! Not only was this embarrassing for her and ruined her surprise… the line it crossed with her own brother laughing at it also out of embarrassment and a bit of inappropriateness, right?!
4 Scott Stuffing Money in Waiter's Mouth
Over the years, ever since Scott was introduced to us on KUWTK, his many drunken stupors became routine and something we got used to. (Something that Kourtney put up with as much as she could, but that's a whole different story!) And one of the most notorious moments in the show's history of drama is when Scott stuffed dollar bills in a waiter's mouth while celebrating Kim's birthday in Las Vegas.
His snappy, over-reactive attitude towards was humiliating for the waiter, the entire Kardashian family (as Scott represents them, after all), and for him. His rude and disrespectful behavior is now on record and will always bring shame to everyone involved. Because this was a dramatic moment in Reality TV and actually brought attention to the problem of alcoholism, some could argue that this was a good learning lesson. We agree… and hope we never have to witness something like that again!
3 Khloe Trying on Implants In Front of Scott
Without stating the obvious enhanced famous body parts - plastic surgery is nothing new in the Kardashian family. And lately, Khloe's been considering breast implants. Well, this isn't too shocking considering how much her body has changed over the years and how great she looks, but watching a scene of her trying on implants under her bra in front of Kourtney's baby daddy was super-awkward. Although Scott and Khloe have always appeared to be very close and chummy, we do believe that there is such a thing as going a little too far.
Kim eventually came in the room when Khloe was chatting about her desire for bigger boobs, in which she too thought it was inappropriate that Scott was sitting there (which we loved her for saying that). But it's times like this, we can't help but wonder: What does Kourtney think of Khloe and Scott's super-close relationship?
2 Kris Revealing Sexy Photo to Family
We remember the time when Kris decided to do a photo shoot at her house, in order to surprise Bruce with a sexy shot of herself wearing his Olympic medals. The concept was cute and her intentions appeared pure - Kris just wanted to show her appreciation and respect for Bruce while spicing up their marriage!
But oh, how the final reveal was sooooo inappropriate! Instead of showing the large image to Bruce in the privacy of their bedroom - just the two of them - Kris decided to surprise the entire family, along with Bruce in the living room! Yes, she looked great. And yes, it was something any husband would probably appreciate. But really uncomfortable to watch, despite the satisfied smile on Bruce's face. No wonder why barely-there style is a common look in their family! What they were all exposed to early on wasn't always kid-friendly.
1 Kim Crying on Playboy Photoshoot
And speaking of photoshoot, the number one thing that we wished we didn't really see (or hear) was the conversation between Kim and Kris on the Playboy set. Being offered the cover and a major spread (no pun intended) in its 2007 publication, Kim was determined to take on this opportunity without going fully nude. But when she cried to Kris, telling her that she really didn't want to be full-on naked when posing, Kris seemed to take on the role of manager first and mom second.
This wasn't that long after her sex tape with Ray J was released, so it made sense why Kim was possibly uncomfortable to be naked again in the public eye. But her mother talked her into it, reassuring her that it would be tasteful. This was the beginning of her many nude and risqué magazine features, showing us the pressure and compromising circumstances that hide behind fame.