15 Funniest Twitter Fails From People Who Can't Spell

The trouble with social media is that all kinds of idiots are able to use it. Sometimes people tweet the most stupid things. I've seen a tweet where a woman took a picture of her new bank card and shared it with everyone. She even gave out her security code when people asked for it! That's pretty dumb. I've also seen a tweet where a girl says that her sister is pregnant and she can't wait to find out if she's going to be an aunt or an uncle. These kind of tweets have you crying laughing.

But perhaps the funniest tweets of all come from the masses of idiots who can't spell or just completely get words wrong. There are so many of them and they make me laugh every time. Not because I'm being a snob or anything. It's more the fact that the meaning of what they've put is really funny and they had no idea. Like the scores of women who refer to the "smell of men's colon" instead of cologne, which is kind of gross and makes you giggle at the same time. If you don't know how to spell something, just bloody Google it. It's not that hard.

15 "Mens Colon"

This isn't the first time and won't be the last time somebody has mistaken the word "colon" for "cologne" on Twitter. The colon is the organ that makes poop so it's pretty clear that this girl didn't mean to say she smelled like a man's poop factory. But you never know… Perhaps she had an accident.

More than likely she was with bae, like omg, and they were snuggling and what not. So she wound up with the scent of his cologne on her. She was trying to show off but it ended up being an epic fail.

We don't really use the word cologne in Britain, so it's not a mistake I'm going to make anytime soon thankfully. But if I did I think my friends would be smart enough not to retweet and favorite my mistake.

14 "Time Heals All Wombs"

You've got to feel sorry for this girl, she's obviously been through some stuff. But you can't help but laugh at this mistake, a womb-splitting laugh. Even if you did have a womb-splitting laugh though it would be okay because time heals all wombs apparently…

So, my first thought was that maybe this was a mistake caused by autocorrect. We all know that autocorrect can throw up the most random shit and have you texting your mom about dildos instead of dinner. But I have a funny feeling that this has nothing to do with autocorrect and this girl actually thinks the phrase is "time heals all wombs". I really hope someone let her know that this isn't quite right.

It's one of those things that one of your ditzy friends would say and you'll have a good laugh about it. Bless!

13 "Synonym Rolls"

The picture makes it explicitly clear that this dude effed his tweet up. Without the pic, it would be just gobbledygook that you could ignore. But nope, he was proud of his cinnamon rolls so he had to put it all out there for us to lol at. The poor guy was just proud of his culinary skills.

It makes you think, what would a "synonym roll" be? It sounds like some creative homework task for English class. A synonym roll for a cinnamon roll would maybe be a spiced pastry… It's weird though that somebody could know a word like synonym but not cinnamon. Then again he obviously doesn't know what the word synonym means.

Anyway, those cinnamon rolls are making me hungry because they look absolutely delicious. So, good job with the baking dude, shame about the tweet.

12 "Mature Demeter"

This guy was trying to give himself props for his mature demeanor. He was obviously in the middle of some argument IRL or on Twitter. So he tried to hit back and say he's mature enough not to rise to their childish behavior. Unfortunately, he just gave people more ammunition, something for people to make fun of. Oops!

What makes this more funny (if you're a nerd like me) is that Demeter is the name of a Greek Goddess. She's the Goddes of the harvest, agriculture and the fertility of the earth. There's a random fact for you.

The guy makes another mistake by writing "embarrassin". But you can kind of forgive that. Not everyone writes full words or in full sentences on Twitter. Trying to use big words like "demeanor" and getting it entirely wrong though, is unforgivable.

11 "Philly Menyong"

This line comes from a Lil Wayne and Drake song which should be, "Got that A1 credit, that's that filet mignon." I'm pretty sure he's referring to himself in the song too, so I don't know where the "She" is coming from in this tweet. Perhaps this guy is changing the lyrics to describe the girl he's with. Who knows. And if that's the case, they're pretty random lyrics to put out there unless they're very specific to your situation, if you know what I mean. Sorry, this tweet just really baffles me.

Anyway, he made an attempt at spelling a word he had no idea how to spell, obviously not a very good attempt. It sounds like the name of an Asian restaurant in Philadelphia. Or maybe even some sort of fusion dish. Awks.

10 "A Huge Bowel"

When you glance at this tweet, you think there's nothing wrong with it. It sounds quite good really, who doesn't love ice cream? Maybe it's somebody that's a bit over-excited about their ice cream, but that's okay, they must really love ice cream. But when you take a closer look or read the tweet more slowly you see that she's put "bowel" instead of "bowl". Cringe.

Again, this woman has wound up talking about her poop factory - bowel is another word for colon. I mean it makes sense, if she eats ice cream it's going to end up in her bowel. But that's obviously not what this chick meant when she sent out her tweet. It just ends up being gross because nobody really wants to think about anyone else pooping. Yes we all poop, but we don't want to read tweets that remind us of the fact.

9 "Seizure Salad"

McDonald's comes under a lot of scrutiny for the kind of food they serve, but a "seizure salad" is taking it too far. Obviously, the person who sent out this tweet meant "Caesar salad". Eating McDonald's might make you unhealthy but I wouldn't have thought that their food causes seizures.

In fact, they say that McDonald's salads are super unhealthy. The problem is, you think you're getting something healthy by ordering a salad but really you're not. There have been reports that a salad being served at McDonald's in Canada was less healthy than a double Big Mac. Apparently, the salad contained 1400 milligrams of salt and 53 grams of fat. That's not good, putting all of that crap into your body without realizing it. Maybe it's right to call it a "seizure salad" then because it's so unhealthy.

8 "Speech Peppermint"

This tweet is just too hilarious. For a start it's Michael Strahan and not "Michael Strayhand". Strahan is a former American football player and media personality, in case you're not familiar. The name "Michael Strayhand" just conjures up images of somebody who is always getting in trouble because they can't keep their hands to themselves.

It's even funnier that the guy says "speech peppermint" when he really means "speech impediment". I suppose it does sound kind of similar but not really. And it just goes to show that haters really are stupid. At least Michael Strahan probably knows the difference between a peppermint and a speech impediment - that's a sentence I never thought I would write. This dude is clearly some jealous troll, but with this epic failure he's clearly embarrassing himself and not anybody else.

7 "Umbeyonce"

This guy even knows he hasn't got the word right. He's put "umbeyonce" instead of "ambience" and then puts "or however u spell it". I mean, does he not have Google? He must have Google if he's able to tweet. Why, if you don't know how to spell a word, would you not simply Google it? He's just one of those people who clearly doesn't care if he spells things right or wrong.

Also can we talk about the fact that he's written "umbeyonce" like um… Beyonce. How funny is that. Maybe he had Queen Bee on his mind when he was composing his tweet. He was there at the restaurant drinking some lemonade and thought, hmm… This restaurant has a nice umbeyonce. Unfortunately, this spelling for "ambience" is quite widespread on Twitter. Check it out. #umbeyonce

6 "Multiple Organisms"

This person is obv talking about "multiple orgasms" here. They've got the sentiment right. Every lady should be getting hers. And couples should be communicating about sex if things aren't going well for either one of them in the sack.

They've got the word very wrong though. The word "organism" of course refers to all sorts of living things. If you take the tweet at face value then, this person is encouraging women to engage in group activities - funny. Not that anyone would really refer to people as organisms unless they were a scientist or even in a Sci-Fi movie or something. For me, the word "organism" just reminds me of biology class. It makes me think of when we learned about germs and bacteria. That's less funny and more gross. You don't want to be catching something in the bedroom!

5 "8oHD"

I find it hard to understand how people make mistakes like this. People who do must never read, they must never read the news or anything. If they did they would know it's "ADHD" not "8oHD". This girl must have heard the term but never seen it written down.

"8oHD" makes it sound like a new kind of TV or something. If you say it out loud it almost sounds like ADHD but not quite. If she's doing homework, we have to assume that this girl is still in school. It would be worse if she was a grown-ass woman making mistakes like this. But still, it makes you wonder what they are teaching the kids in school today. Certainly not vocabulary or how to spell, that's for sure. A homework assignment for this girl should be to read the dictionary.

4 "Anarestic & Collasal"

Not only do we have one major mistake here, but two. Blimey, it's bad. This chick obviously meant "anorexic" and "colossal" not "anarestic" and "collasal". I mean, does she not have autocorrect on her phone? This is a fail of epic proportions.

I don't know who she's talking about, whether it's a celeb, someone she knows in real life or just other women in general. But it seems to me that she has some jealousy issues going on. Lots of girls want a skinny waist and big booty like a certain family we know whose name begins with a K.

Anyway, there's no excuse for body-shaming women even if you think you're being funny. So I'm kind of glad her tweet failed and so no one will take it seriously. The spelling is too distracting.

3 "Selfie Steam"

It's impossible not to laugh at this tweet. The dude was obviously trying to say "self-esteem" but didn't quite get there. Selfies are so intertwined with our culture these days that it's not really surprising that someone would make a mistake like this. You hear the word selfie several times a day!

It's kind of cute what this guy is trying to say. At least he's not trying to be a troll or hater like some others on this list. Ulisses Jr is a bodybuilding coach and fitness model, and he so he is ripped beyond belief. Google him and you'll see how ridiculously ripped he is, he has like a ten-pack. I feel this guy's pain. Maybe he'll start bodybuilding and one day he'll be able to take a selfie looking like Ulisses Jr. Who knows!

2 "Enter Lectual"

This one is a massive swing and a miss. Instead of writing "intellectual" he's put "enter lectual" which doesn't make one grain of sense. I mean it's a bit of an annoying tweet. This guy is being arrogant and trying to claim that he's smarter than a lot of people. But really he's just ended up showing that he's more stupid. Like if you're going to write a tweet about being smart, at least get your spelling right.

I kind of understand the sentiment. I mean you do want to be able to have deep conversations with your significant other. You don't want the conversation to be shallow. But perhaps this guy should have kept his opinions to himself. He's not going to attract any women with a tweet like this. Unless, of course, they can't spell either and they can have lots of "enter lectual" conversations together.

1 "Baracco Barner"

Here's another woman who clearly doesn't read. I mean, how on earth can you get the name of your own president wrong, let alone this wrong? "Barraco Barner" sounds like some kind of cartoon character. Oh man!

Lots of people on social media talk rubbish about politics. They see other people ranting, or fake news, and decide to jump on the bandwagon. They believe everything they see or everything other people say. It's so stupid and frustrating, you shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about. And really if you're going to talk about a topic like politics and you want your words to have some oomph then you at least need to know how to spell the president's name. Otherwise you're just going to completely discredit yourself and have people lolling at you. I mean, "Barraco Barner" - come on!