15 Hilarious Photos Of Celebs Without Teeth
It's a weird phenomenon, but all celebrities seem to have great teeth. White and pearly, and more often than not perfectly straight. It's weird to think about how much money, time, and care they've put into their teeth. And how do they get them so supernaturally white?! It's definitely out of our range of achievability, though stranger things have happened. Maybe if we gave up coffee, chocolate ice cream, and all other forms of joy. That's why there are celebs out there, to give us the perfect teeth experience without us having to actually go through the pain. That's also why it's so freaking funny to take away their teeth! We've compiled the top 15 funniest photos of celebrities who've had their teeth taken away. Don't worry-- They kept their teeth in real life. These are just edited for humor.
15 Drake
Who didn't want the Muppets as a kid? If you didn't watch the Muppets, you might have been aware of other muppet-style puppet shows, like Sesame Street. These happy, felted friends brought hours and hours of joy into our young lives, and hours of peace into our parents'. Now imagine Drake as a Muppet. It could be cute, right? WRONG. Taking away his teeth (and it looks like his eyes too) has turned him into a weird and demonic looking Muppet Drake. If we saw this as kids, we'd probably scream. His mouth is just so… Open. And he's way too happy for someone who just had all his teeth deleted from his face. I hope he doesn't get too attached to this style, because his popularity is going to plummet if he doesn't stick those teeth back in; yuck!
14 Amy Poehler
Crying or laughing? This is the question we always seem to ask ourselves when Amy Poehler is expressing herself. She's a comedic genius, and a woman who's strong and hardworking. She's a great role model to have, and she's well-respected in the acting world. And now she's lost her teeth. She's kept her dignity though, which is very important when one only has gums to utilize. The pretty jewelry and hair ornament is a nice touch, and provides hilarious contrast to her ridiculous face and lack of teeth. We'd love to see Amy do a whole day without teeth, just for the laughs. No doubt it would be full of awkward expressions, messy mishaps, and real struggles, if this photo is any indication. We have to thank the person that knocked these teeth out of the picture, because the payoff is great. Thank you, mystery editor.
13 Angelina Jolie
Who's one of the hottest women in the world? While nowadays it might be Scarlett Johansson, for a long time Angelina Jolie held the title of super hot famous woman. How do you improve on the woman that the world thinks is perfect? You take away her teeth. Just look at that deep, dark smile. She looks so happy, and only a little creepy. It's just too funny to look at this beautiful woman and see her without her teeth. So much of her gorgeousness has to do with her perfect teeth, and it's startling to see her without them. Her mouth isn't as big as we thought, though it certainly highlights how gummy her lips look. Seriously; their stickiness is weird. She doesn't look truly happy as well, which is interesting. Overall we'd have to say that this picture is more weird than hilarious, but still worth the view.
12 Goldie Hawn
For those that don't know, Goldie Hawn is an incredible woman. She started acting in the 60s, winning both a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. She turned out to be an incredibly successful star for many years after, until she took a hiatus from acting. She's back now though, and while you might not know her off the top of your head (especially if you're part of the younger movie-going crowd), you'll know her soon enough. Because she's already quite old, it might not be a stretch to think of her without teeth. However, we can assure you that she does normally have them. And they're very nice! Straight and white, without being too overwhelming for her face. Without them, she looks like she's made of plastic. Especially in this shot. Rubbery and shiny, her eyes have a manic glee that are often only seen in Barbie dolls. Her blonde hair isn't helping. Thank goodness in real life she still has them, because we definitely wouldn't want to watch her like this. It's just way too weird.
11 Ellen DeGeneres
We can't decide if she looks more like a baby or an ancient crone. Her lack of teeth is unsettling, and it's possible that the only reason she's kept her youthful looks over the years is because she's kept her teeth in great shape. It's a weird and unsettling image to look at, because she's so happy. It's like there's nothing wrong! We can see, though, that there is definitely something very wrong with this woman. Her mouth is too big for her face now. Probably because of all the space her teeth were taking up before. She's as happy as a newborn, grinning up at Mom. But she also looks like she could rip our souls out of our bodies with one quick look. Either way, it's freaky. Ellen DeGeneres should NOT look like this, and whoever took out her teeth deserves to be punished… Or praised. It is pretty funny.
10 Rosario Dawson
Most people nowadays are familiar with Rosario Dawson, even if she's not in the news all the time. She's not only a great actor, but has comic timing and a positive energy that's just as good (if not better) than Sofia Vergara! She was the original gorgeous funny woman, which makes her the perfect candidate to have her teeth removed. This photo looks post-procedure, as if she's staring at the person who just ripped out her teeth with a set of pliers. Talk about unsettling. While the shot itself is probably a funny runway shot, it gets darkly sinister with these chompers gone. Maybe she'll look better once she puts them back in, or maybe her face will look even stranger. After all, at least with missing teeth she'd have someone to grimace at.
9 Zac Efron
There's something about tongues sans teeth that makes every actor look weird AF. This is the funniest picture of a man we've seen without teeth, because he normally looks so good. Zac Efron was without a doubt our personal crush of the century when we were young tweens, a fact that we're sorely reminded of when we're looking at old pictures of our youth. Just look at how far he's come now! Zac Efron without teeth is almost hot enough to make us wish we were still in love with him. Just look at that gummy smile. Don't you wish he was kissing you all over with his funny little mouth? And poking you with his nasty little tongue? That's definitely a come-hither look if we've ever seen one, and we can't figure out if it's for the best or the worst that he's staring off to the side. It certainly makes it just a little sleazier, which is what you want when looking at a picture of your childhood crush with no teeth.
8 Jennifer Lawrence
The photoshopping is not good on this. We're going to put it out there right now and say that she's not only turned weird and gummy, but her mouth looks like it has some similarities with a dolphin's. Her eye make up is weird, and she's so smooth she looks like she could be a dolphin. She's super happy too, which is what dolphins are all the time. If we've had Lizard Vergara and Demon Muppet Drake, we can have Jennifer Dolphin too. This picture screams dolphin, from the way her eyes are facing upwards to the happy vibe she has… Plus the lack of full teeth. It's super hilarious and we can't help but laugh every time we imagine her making the dolphin noise. Whoever thought that having serrated gums would bring so many people such joy and hilarity? We definitely didn't.
7 Reese Witherspoon
Okay, talk about ridiculous. This lady's face is weird and wonderful all at once. It looks a little like Homer from the Simpsons drooling over doughnuts. While we don't think Reese Witherspoon is one to indulge in doughy delights, we do think that she's got the best cartoony looking face… Especially without teeth. We wouldn't be surprised that this was her Homer impression that someone edited the chompers out of. It looks like a weird mix of Reese on a good day with the highlighter yellow comic dad everyone loves. Add a thought bubble with some desserts in it and we've got a recipe for perfection. Not to mention her lack of shame about how she looks. It's really inspiring that she can look so funny and still go on to bigger and better projects. What a great photo to show us we should always be ourselves, with or without teeth.
6 Justin Timberlake
TERRIFYING. Not only is he missing his teeth, he's missing his eyebrows too. If you read our last article on celebs without eyebrows, you'd know that some people can really pull off the no-brows look. Justin is NOT one of those people. His face needs his well-groomed face caterpillars, just as much as his mouth needs his perfectly straight teeth. We would never believe that this guy was in a boy band in his youth from staring at this picture. In fact, we would never believe he was anything but weird and gross from staring at this picture. While he's certainly dressed well, it's not quite the same as being attractive. He might look happy and kind of hot with his 5 o'clock shadow, but after you scan a bit higher and see that he's missing his teeth, it gets bad quick. He's just so freaking ugly without his eyebrows and teeth. It's kind of like how accessories can make or break an outfit; but the accessories of his face are teeth and eyebrows.
5 Cameron Diaz
Ah, another demon muppet human. This one looks much more high energy and terrifying than Drake, which we didn't think would be possible. Out of all the shots so far, this is our favorite. She's clearly missing one of her most attractive features, and it really doesn't do her any favors on the whole. It's proof that the sum is worth more than her parts. While her hair, eyes, skin, and lips are all quite pretty individually, without any of them her beauty kind of falls apart. Let this photo be proof, where she's otherwise very well put together. The teeth make the woman, and right now we're LMAOing at the weird looking parts that are left. Let's hope she never has to do this for a role in a movie. At least, not until she's much older and the gummy look suits her.
4 Anne Hathaway
Is she happy or sad? For Anne Hathaway, they might be the same thing. Her face is full of big features, which makes her a very specific kind of beautiful. She's incredibly talented, which we can see from her holding up this Oscar. We can only assume she's ecstatic about it. We know we would be. It's kind of the cherry on this weird photo, where she has the strangest expression ever and no teeth really help us figure out how she's feeling. She might not even know how she's feeling though. No doubt winning the Oscar was a rollercoaster of emotions for her. We believe the moment has been made better with the lack of teeth. She looks strange, wonderful, and her mouth is HUGE. She could fit the whole Oscar in there! In the same way she cut her hair off for Les Mis, we hope she'd consider losing the teeth for a role. We could stare into that gummy abyss all day.
3 Niall Horan
We can't even tell if he's had his eyebrows taken away since he's so freakin' blonde. It can't be natural. Everything about him doesn't look natural, since he's so young and has so few teeth. It's really, really funny. Somehow the younger these guys are the funnier they look without their chompers. In a similar way to the women without teeth, where the prettier/more made up they are, the funnier their lack of teeth is. Niall, member of the pop group One Direction, is only going one direction with this photo: Downhill. His looks are destroyed when you take away his perfect teeth, but we can't look away. No matter how much effort he puts into his look, there's no coming back from this one. His stylist is probably cringing too, trying to figure out how to improve this look. It's okay; he's young! His stylist has decades more time to figure out how to keep him hot, teeth or not.
2 Sofia Vergara
We've had a baby/old woman, a demon muppet, and now we have the Lizard Look. Sofia Vergara is a very attractive woman. She's got a lot of talent acting-wise as well, with comedic timing that's always on point. She's not afraid to speak out about issues as well, while also keeping her sense of hilarity and silliness. We see that here with her luscious lizard look. Her tongue is perfectly placed in her mouth for optimum hilarity, and this candid shot of her acting like a goof is only made better by the lack of teeth. Her face couldn't be making a better… Er… Shape? We can't quite call it an expression, but it's too good to be ignored. This shape couldn't be a better choice for having the teeth taken out, as it provides a great view of her little pokey tongue. It's a good look; she should consider keeping it.
1 Kim Kardashian
Finally, Actresses Without Teeth have supplied this beautiful image to cap our list of hilarious shots of famous folk sans chompers. Kim Kardashian is a media mogul, taking over social media, instagram, snapchat, and literally every other media platform out there. She's featured in advertisements and in magazines, on the web and on the air, and is often touted as being one of the most gorgeous women around. Her brain is business savvy too, with her being able to make and keep ridiculous amounts of money. Not to mention how awesome of a mom she is. No doubt it's because she can make great funny faces, like this one! She doesn't look real, and that's not just because of her lack of teeth. It certainly brings her hilarity to a whole new level though, one that we're pretty okay with laughing at. Why? It already looks like she's laughing at herself!