15 Pictures Kris Jenner Wants Buried

The Kardashian / Jenner empire is one of the most fascinating in America. Whether you can't get enough of them or they make your skin crawl, what they were able to make their family into from a reality show is nothing short of astounding. Borderline evil genius, and we all know that the genius in this case is Kris Jenner. Even though they are very good at appearing as though they are very open and share every bit of their lives with their fans this is simply not the case. The Kardashian / Jenner clan is a finely tuned machine with pretty much every aspect of their public image extremely controlled. There is a very specific image they want to put out there and anything short of that is unacceptable to them, especially Kris Jenner. They would have us believe that they are all natural which anyone with eyes and functioning brain knows is not the case. You almost never get glimpse of their army of help, and no we aren't talking about their glam squad. And you will almost never ever see any of them looking short of fabulous. That isn't real life though, try as they do to control their image things will always fall through the cracks and there is usually someone willing to get a picture of it. These 15 pictures all expose cracks in the Kardashian / Jenner empire and go against what they want you to think of them. So go ahead, look at these pictures because Kris Jenner really, really doesn't want you too.

15 Kim's old bod

These women depend on their physical appearance for their fame and attention, so anything that threatens that is not okay! One of the tenets that Kardashian's love to espouse is that they are all natural, Kim in particular will not admit any facial surgery or body augmentation. Which is ridiculous when you just compare the photogenic proof from years ago. It directly contradicts them and even exposes them as the liars they are. Of course a lot of fans simply don't care, but that doesn't mean that Kris doesn't wish she could get rid of pictures of Kim before she got a new face and butt. Kim even got an x-ray on their show to prove that she didn't have butt implants. The thing is, she probably (definitely) has fat injections and those don't show up on the x-ray further showing how much they will lie to come off as honest. They would probably all be more respected as a whole if they would just admit to things that can be plainly seen.

14 Kim the assistant

Kim has definitely surpassed Paris Hilton by light years and a lot of people forget and even don't realize that Kim started out as her assistant. The image that the Kardashian corporation tries so hard to curate for her now is one basically of a living goddess. This stands in direct contrast to the image of a homely assistant that serves another. The reality and fact is that Kim was organizing celebrities closets and working for Paris in particular, but they love to rewrite history and this fact is no exception. While it is not directly denied like the work they have all had done, it's obvious that it's not something they want people remembering because it's just kind of embarrassing to be honest, and definitely not a cool thing for their brand to be associated with. Kim looking like someone's side kick is not acceptable to them. Own your roots Kim, just like your butt injections.

13 Kim's out of control butt

Kim and Kris navigate a fine line when it comes to her body and the work she has had done. They don't want you looking at picture of her original old normal butt, but they have to be careful of certain shots where her butt looks totally huge and kind of gross because even then they look even more foolish trying to deny that. They aren't stupid. Recently pictures of Kim on a beach came out and the angle and natural lighting just really exposed her monster butt. People's reactions were less than favorable and we can just imagine the meltdown that happened behind the scenes when they came out. Again, if she would just own it instead of denying it people would care less about the extra two planets she is carrying on her backside.

12 Underage Kylie with Tyga

Yes, we know everyone knows they were together when she was underage and they went on to have a happily public relationship as soon as she turned 18. This is another one of those things that like, why try to deny it? Tyga was gross enough to rap about Kris's underage daughter in a sexual manner so like, the cat is out of the bag. Another example of Kris Jenner wanting to rewrite history by not wanting you to see direct proof of underage Kylie with Tyga. She wants us all to forget. The whole thing made for bad publicity which for the Kardashian / Jenner's is the same as cancer. Now that Kylie and Tyga are broken up they definitely don't want you bringing up or remembering the gross fact that he met her when she was 14, he left his baby mama for her, or that her family was okay with the whole gag inducing creep certified situation. Also it would be one thing if Tyga was one or two years older, he was 8 years older which at that age is a lot. AND HE HAD A BABY! Maybe the redeeming factor is that he liked her when she still had her old face? Wait, it's not.

11 Kim's old face

We will give credit where it's due, and admit that Kim changed the makeup game. But her trying to sell us that her face looks different from years ago due to contouring ain't gonna work honey, the proof is in the pudding. Or rather, its in the photos they don't want us looking at. Honestly it seems at this point the best thing that could happen to them is that the public collectively gets amnesia and we only know them as they are presently. But until Kris Jenner figures out to rig our water supply with amnesia producing drugs, she will have to settle for trying to make us forget about these old photos. Like this one with Kimberly's old nose and hairline. Thankfully we are here to make sure that no one ever forgets.

10 Fashion faux pas

Fashion is everything to them, they need to always be the sexiest and best dressed. So of course photos that show them looking anything but, are absolutely unacceptable. And honestly there are a lot to choose from Kim alone. This one in particular Kim's outfit is just looking rough. Do we start with the overall shorts or the fact that she is wearing a bikini to what looks like a McDonald's event promoting their Big Mac. Actually we're pretty sure Kris Jenner wants you to forget Kim wore this outfit, went to this event, and wore ever flats. Flats are basically blasphemy to them, just think back to pregnant Kim's tortured feet in heels. Which brings us to our next to entry.

9 Pregnant Kim's feet

Swollen feet smushed into high -end shoes are not a good look, no matter how expensive the shoe is. Kim is gorgeous, fake or not. And she was gorgeous when she was pregnant and there is something to admire about her commitment to wearing heels extremely pregnant. Or does it just paint her as very desperate and willing to put up with a lot of pain just to not look bad, per her own standards. It's a less than flattering photo, honestly it's kind of gross, which is the first no no in the Kardashan / Jenner public image bible. And it does make Kim look kind of crazy putting up with pain for the sake of fashion. Most women that pregnant could care less and in fact would not wear heels if they were getting paid to do it.

8 Kylie's old lips

Kylie is quickly following in her older sisters footsteps of getting work and then denying it. The difference between Kylie's lips then and now is huge and its kind of an insult that she ever tried to deny it, which she did. She pulled out an excuse from Kim's arsenal of excuses, blame the make up. At first she claimed that she had just started to overdraw her lips. Then it got to the point where it was too ridiculous to deny and she admitted to it. That doesn't mean that they want you looking at her old lips, at all because it just shows you how fake she is and reminds you of the fact that she lies and denies just like the rest of her family. But there are some other differences about Kylie that are hard to deny as well.

7 Kylie's old body

It's all about hiding the past for this fam, lucky for us nothing dies on the internet. The rumors are that Kylie has had her breasts done, her butt, and more cosmetic surgery to her face. She adamantly denies this of course but just look at these photos. This photographic proof of what a fraud she is, but it comes as no surprise she is going down this path as they are trying very hard to push her as the next Kim and getting work done and lying it about is probably one of the most authentic ways she can honor her older sister. Kylie is still only 19, so these photos are also reminders of the kind of parent Kris Jenner is. One that will exploit even her youngest child and allow her and probably even encouraged, a lot of that work to be done while she was a teenager. Hey, their her commodities and what they look like is literally everything.

6 Chubby Khloe

Finally another sister! We can't help it, Kim and Kylie just gives us so much material to work with. Anyways, for a long time Khloe did not fit into the Kardashian mold of what a woman should look like and she took a lot of heat for it. It also made her the most relatable and likable one because she was seen as 'real.' There is no room for real in this family though, and when Khloe looked like the above photo it just brought their brand value down. Khloe in the recent years has come out to be as much of a manufactured bombshell as her sisters. She talked about in the past her mother trying to get her to lose weight openly, so we can imagine now that she looks like what she is supposed to Kris would like to erase all evidence that she ever looked otherwise.

5 Photo's comparing Khloe to OJ

The question of Khloe's paternity has been around for almost as long as they have. When you look at picture of the four Kardashian siblings it's hard not to notice how similar Kim, Kourtney, and Rob look and you can see the Armenian genes from Rob Sr. and then there is super pale, blond, curly haired green eyed Khloe. One of the rumor's Kris slept with OJ who was her best friends husband back in the day and he could actually be Khloe's dad. There are pictures comparing OJ's daughter to Khloe, and Khloe to him. And the similarities are definitely there. Whether true or not, you best believe that it makes Kris Jenner's eye twitch that these comparison photos are out there.

4 Nannies

They would have us believe that 'Keeping up with Kardashians' is a look into their real lives which is a total joke. Watching that show you would think that Kim and Kourtney don't have any nannies. With their lifestyle, especially Kim's that is literally impossible. Finding any information on these nannies though is extremely hard because they hide it really well. It is rumored that Kim and Kanye have three for their two kids, and it's hard to find anything about Kourtney's. Why do they care so much that people know they have nannies? It's very weird that they don't ever show them. Pictures of the nannies are very few and far between as they have obviously worked very hard to hide that but we found this one, just for you guys!

3 Kris Jenner on the Today show

Finally, one about the momager herself. Back in 2012 she went on the Today show for an interview about their reality show. Deep stuff. It also happened to be the anniversary of 9/11 and as is par for the course on every 9/11 anniversary two minutes of silence are held in order to remember and honor the memory of everyone whose lives where lost on that day, and affected by it. Well, the Today show powered through the two minutes of silence while the rest of the country stopped in order to continue their interview with Kris. While it was kind of the shows fault, she was absolutely furious that they made her look so bad so any stills from that interview do not make Kris Jenner happy.

2 Kris Jenner's failed talk show

As successful as the family is today, they have actually had a lot of failures. One could say that the only reason they are successful is because they will shamelessly promote or do anything and at some point something had to stick. Kris Jenner of course had her own talk show back in 2013 simply titled 'Kris.' She just did not have the chops to carry the show as a host and often looked like a dear caught in headlights. The show was on for just over a month in the summer of that year before getting canceled. Yikes. She tried to be Oprah but the world was not having it. So any reminder that the show ever existed, like pictures of her on set don't not do well for Kris's mogul image. It's also pretty cringe worthy considering how fast it was taken off the air.

1 Kris Jenner's affairs

Kris Jenner would have us think that she is the perfect wife and mother. Even though she was divorced from Robert Sr. before he died and had remarried, she has seems to want to project this image of what a great family they were when they were together. After all, he helped her make her little money jackpots. At one point as seen on their show, she was even thinking about changing her name back to Kardashian, while she was married. To Bruce Jenner. In her book she openly admitted that she wishes she had never gotten divorced from Robert Senior. We have a feeling Caitlyn might wish that too. The reality is, Kris Jenner had an affair when she was married to Robert Senior and when he found out he divorced her. The man she was having an affair with was Todd Waterman. Last time we checked affairs and perfectly happy marriages don't tend to co-exit. That's a photo of young Kris with Todd Waterman. Yikes. And who really knows if it was the only one. Except Kris.