Here's 15 Moments That Prove Why Liam Shouldn't Marry Miley
Very few celebrities have a romance as idyllic as that of Miley and Liam. When they met on the set of The Last Song all those years ago I'm entirely sure they had no idea that they would be together all this time and soon heading for marriage.
For a while though, it seemed like the love was gone after their very public split in 2009. We all thought that the former Hannah Montana star was taking it the worst because she seemed to display behavior that wasn't the Miley that we had come to love. She did a lot of questionable things in a bid to stay relevant, but something has changed in the past year. Since getting back with Hemsworth (YAY), she has become more demure and is a lot more like the Miley we liked before Bangerz Miley. She is now a pretty good role model again for her audience and her music is a lot more meaningful and likeable.
Today were going to be looking back on the aspects of Miley that just aren't what Liam might looking for in a partner. We love that she is all ready for a change and showing her maturity… but just in case you forgot… let's take a look at the old, cringier version of Miley.
15 When She Tried Rapping
Okay, we get that she needed to explore different areas of music to discover her 'sound' but this should not have been done. The former country star was featured on Mike Will Made It's song "23". She was in the company of some of our favorite rappers but didn't measure up to them. Miley is great when it comes to using her vocals but not rapping. We couldn't even watch it all the way through without cringing. We have a feeling that the producers here were very strategic when it came to who was being featured in their music. This was when Miley was at the height of her popularity and would never pass up a chance to shock people. So, good job for finding a new way to make people question rap and stay relevant to a wider audience… but please… stick to "Malibu".
14 When She Got A Mouth Tattoo
We all have those crazy ideas that come to us on a whim and we have to do. This is what happened to Cyrus, only she was smart enough to conceal it in her mouth so she didn't have to look at it everyday. For a girl that has many many tattoos, this may not be a shock but a crying cat emoji? All her other tattoos seem to have some sort of meaning behind them but this… I don't think you can ever put true meaning behind an emoji tatt. We also hear that she wasn't fully sober at the time… shocked? Seems as though her beloved green goods doesn't help one to make the best decisions in life, now does it? In saying that we actually love a lot of her other tattoos, like the dream catcher and equal rights sign, we can't help but shake our heads when we think of this one.
13 When She Wouldn't Stop Twerking
Goodness gracious. I honestly don't know what got into her for her to think she could climb onto the bandwagon of the "twerk craze"… I'm sorry Miley, but you never truly looked good while twerking. Not even once. Was this her attempt at proving she belongs to the genre of Hip-Hop and Rap? If it was, what a sad fail. Shaking her booty like that was not only a bad look for her, but a really confusing and unusual sight to see from her longtime fans. This wasn't the Miley we used to recognize. She would prop down and start poppin dat ting, dotty dotty whinin at every opportunity she could get as if she was in a dancehall video, but that girl simply looked out of place. Nothing is less attractive than a girl that tries too hard.
12 When She Needed A New Stylist
Remember right before this phase, we would see Miley is short shorts? Oh, how we missed those days. With her promotional tour of Malibu, it seems as though they're back, but there was a long time in between where she wasn't making any sense… stylistically speaking. So many of her outfits left very little to the imagination and she seemed like a child that had gotten into the costume box and art supplies. You would think that someone who was making the kind of money that she was could have at least hired a stylist to give her a more Avant Garde look. There is no name for the look that she was trying to achieve… barely there neon clown? There were very few outfits that we looked at and thought 'wow', but I suppose that was the point. As a celeb, if an outfit doesn't get people talking, is there much point to it?
11 When She Was Bisexual For A Minute
This to us was a shock as she had previously confessed that she would always love Liam. Her short lived romance with Victoria's Secret model, Stella Maxwell, didn't last very long at all. Just about long enough to get some good paparazzi pics and have everyone talking. Now, we would never bash someone because of who they choose to love, but we can't help but wonder was it just a super close friendship that was misconstrued? Miley didn't date anyone seriously in here break from Liam, so we find it hard to believe that she had a short lived fling with a model. She seems like the kind of girl that loves being in a relationship and not just have a series of short romances. We think that both girls are best off with their respective partners and definitely seem a lot happier now.
10 When She Could Never Keep Her Tongue In Her Mouth
We were all wondering what was wrong with Miley when she couldn't keep her tongue in her mouth. Was she having nerve problems or just being rebellious? Well, we were right in thinking that this was again an attempt to create a persona that people will react heavily to. She has managed to get people talking and even got people mimicking her signature tongue pose. To us, it was just an attempt to make herself 'different' that just fell flat. She is a beautiful girl, but constantly pulling weird facial expressions like that just take that all away from her. If we were spending time with her, we know we wouldn't be able to stand that posing for too long. It's something that you might expect from your toddler cousin, or something like that, not a huge celeb who used to be a role model for younger girls.
9 When She Wore That Chuck-E-Cheeze Outfit
As far as her crazy outfits go, this one was probably one of the worst. Miley decided that one for her outfits for the MTV Awards would be one that's reminiscent of a character from a lot of people's childhood. The Chuck-E-Cheeze character is popular among children in America as being a rep of a food chain. So, what else would you do other than give him red eyes, tongue sticking out and wear him as a fluffy grey bodysuit? Making a children's character seem as though he is high is absolutely not a good idea. When she came out on stage in this, everyone was scratching their heads as to why she would ever think of it. It doesn't work on any level and isn't fashionable or stylish. To us, it was just a talking point and not a very good one at that.
8 When She Got Too Close To Her Dancers
Okay, we all get that you want to put an image across that she is all loving and non-discriminate when it comes to who she's dating and all, but this may have been a step too far. During her Bangerz tour she got a little too close to the dancers for our comfort. We get that they're probably all besties and whatever, but this still seems like one step too far for her. She is publicly gropping her dancer's private parts, and it is just plain uncomfortable for everyone else to watch. Just because you hire people to be your dancers on tour doesn't give you the right to do what YOU want with their bodies. There are so many more occurrences like these that we have found… and that's kind of not okay.
7 When She Kissed An Over-Sized Baby
Just when you thought she couldn't be any weirder… she surprises you again. This time, she is pictured French-kissing what appears to be a man dressed as a large-weird-baby type thing. Of course she took the opportunity to lock lips with anyone and everyone because that seems to be her thing right? Unfortunately, there aren't too many deets on the guy, but we know it was taken at a club and Miss Cyrus is wearing her engagement ring!!! Now that takes some bravery right there. Even if this guy is wearing a mask and may not be *technically* kissing Cyrus, she is still trying to make it look as such. In our books, that's not a great sign either. If this moment went un-captured then maybe she would have gotten away with it, but we have a feeling she knew the cameras were on her, and she wanted to give everyone something to look at.
6 When She Constantly Promoted Certain Substances
Its no secret that Miley was a big advocate for Mary Jane. We first became aware of this when she was featured on Snoop Lion's track"Ashtrays and Heartbreaks". We listened and it all clicked into place. Then she made it so public that we had no choice but to watch her smoke up ganja day-in-day-out. We don't think that it dawned on her what kind of image that she was sending to people. Of course in her mid it was one of someone who just didn't give an eff what you thought… but also very much wanted you to know. She smoked onstage, wore leaf covered outfits and even had a light-up bong dedicated to her dead dog. Okay, so the idea and sentiment is sweet but the rest is… meh. Since getting back with Liam, Miley says that she is trying to be clean and sober now. We just hope that she will stay on the right track and maintain a more balanced lifestyle.
5 When She Danced On A Toy In Concert
We all know how crazy the Bangerz tour got. Between the dancers, costumes and music was a bit of an organized chaos. However, Miley seemed to have thought about everything down to the last prop. She managed to find a giant inflatable… ahem… member. It's like those ones that you see in Bachelorette parties. Except Miley just wanted you to see how comfortable she is with her sexuality by dancing with it. We are so confused as to what song is playing or why she even thought this was a great idea. We know she didn't want to be a role model at the time, but with her popularity, it's kind of unavoidable, and lets just say a lot of young kids probably saw their intro to Sex Ed class right there at Miley's concert. We get what she was going for, but it's too vulgar to make any kind of statement.
4 And Then Wore An Absurd Outfit Live In Concert
While a lot of people would have been happy enough to dance with an inflatable sex toy and call it a day, but Miley Cyrus will not be beat by Miley Cyrus. She had to take it a step further by actually wearing prosthetic pieces on her upper and lower body while she was promoting her Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz album. The name itself is enough to make us question and really think about this album and what it's about. Unfortunately, when Miley decided to don that outfit, everything else became irrelevant. The outfits and add-ons had nothing to do with her music and weren't adding any kind of artistic-flare to the show. It overshadowed everything. I don't think many people can tell you a lot else about that night other that she wore this heinous outfit that needs to be burned ASAP.
3 When She Twerked On The Mexcian Flag… And Got In Trouble
It's one thing to dance and maybe you provoke and upset some people, but you're not really hurting anyone. But it's another when you publicly disregard a country's flag. This is a country that has allowed you to come in and perform and this is the disrespect that you treat it with. There is no excuse for twerking on the Mexican flag with your fake or real behind. What also adds insult to injury is that it was the Mexican Independence day. Could she really have picked a better time? The charge for this was a $1200 fine, but Cyrus never came out with any kind of apology to her Mexican fans or the government. It doesn't matter what country this happens in, if you disrespect a country, then you obviously have no regard for it. This is an insult to her fans and they were owed an apology, or maybe just stop with the twerking already!! Seems like it always comes with trouble.
2 When She Twerked On Robin Thicke
Speaking of trouble. We can name something that we know for sure wouldn't be appealing to any future partner of hers-that is twerking on Robin Thicke. Yes, he's pretty sexy and suave, but he also had naked girls in his video for "Blurred Lines". When you're publicly performing at the MTV Awards, you probably shouldn't strip down and start twerking on a married man… distasteful much? The whole performance looked uncomfortable for not only the audience but for Robin Thicke as well. It's a very bizarre scene to be looking at, and the use of the giant finger makes it even weirder. People react well to performers and performances that make sense together, however, these two were not that. It lacked everything. The only thing it had for sure was bad twerking and an even worse beetle juice suit.
1 Her Entire Wrecking Ball Video
And the winner is "Wrecking Ball". Now, don't get us wrong, it's actually a great song, but if you're Liam Hemsworth sitting at home and this comes on, you may not want to listen. It's basically airing out what went wrong with their relationship and what Miley feels about it. The video that came along made even less sense then a lot of what she has done, and she knows it. Miley has publicly acknowledged the regret behind swinging naked on a wrecking ball. Not because she looks silly or anything, but because it's going to follow her around the rest of her life. Miley has no regret about licking hammers, kissing dolls or wearing fakes… but this is what she regrets? Yet again, her image is the most important thing to her. We liked when we thought she was being raw without all the act… but maybe THAT was her biggest act.